The Pen Sluts Back in Town

Must be feeling down or out of control or something because I just spent $24.52, which I prefer to think about as 12.73 GBP, on three pens at the Anything Left Handed Shop.

Three. Pens.

• Will they make my life infinitely better?
• Will they get me into grad school?
• Will they bring me all the earth riches I desire?

Probably not but DANG their cool! Plus I can now be an elitist left-hander whenever anyone wants to borrow a pen. HAHA!

Two of them look like this....


Maria this is all about you I want you to know. I could hear your oooohhhs and ahhhhhs as I pressed the purchase button. Suppose I better put them to good use huh? Snail Mail anyone?