K- Half day in teacher world.

TO THE OUTSIDER

• This means that I only have to see the kids for 3 hours
• Show movies
• And can go home sometime before most people go to work.
  
  

TO THE INSIDER

• This means that I only have a half hour to cover what I usually cover in 1.5
• ALL of Murphy's Laws are now allowed to happen in concert
• Noting get's done
• You spend the whole day frustrated
• And once the kids leave you get to sit in meetings until 5 PM, making for a LOVELY 10 hour day.
• That is only if you don't stay late and plan, if you do it becomes a 12-14 hour day.

And I get to do this twice this week.

So in honor of this day I'd like to post a few quotes to laugh at and that's about all.

Misguided Metaphors.....

• "He floated on the surface of the water like a bowling ball wouldn't"
• "She caught your eye, like the hook on the screen that hangs down and bounces around everytime you close the screendoor."

Things a debater must do....

• Write down the ten most irritating habits of your debate partner. (Yes, you'll probably have to leave out quite a few) Then never marry any prospective spouse that possesses any more than two of those habits.